“Are you saying
you lost the contract?”
“I'm saying I
never had the contract in the first place.”
“Look, we went
over this at the meeting. Great meeting, by the way.”
“Excellent
meeting. According to my notes, the deadline was...”
“Wait. Get in.”
“Okay.”
“Let me scooch
over. Here's a pillow. And we can pull up the covers... there. Okay,
now we can talk.”
“Great. So it was
my understanding... where did you get these sheets?”
“Pretty nice,
right? Italian.”
“Sweet. Anyway,
about the contract...”
“Forget about the
contract.”
“What?”
“It doesn't
matter. Everything will turn out okay. There are a lot more important
things in life than this dumb business. We need to take the time to
appreciate what's beyond the constant, demeaning hustle and grind of
capitalism. Know what I mean?”
“I guess so. Did
you just fart?”
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