“I've never seen
anybody not react with horror and disgust before.”
“Why, because you
have a human head and a bee body?”
“Wasp.”
“Sorry. I've seen
human heads on lots of things.”
“Where?”
“They're all
over. Find some talking animals, you'll find some human heads
attached to animals. All part of the same phenomenon.”
“Are you like an
expert on this or something?”
“I run a
matchmaking service. Would you be interested in meeting a bee with a
human head?”
“What? But I'm a
wasp.”
“I don't have any
wasps as clients. How about a spider? Or a scorpion?”
“I don't
understand—you're running a business?”
“A very
successful business helping those like you find love. Are you
interested in signing up?”
“I'm not sure...”
“Here's a picture
of a lovely tick who lives nearby.”
“I'm in.”
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