I Would Join This Cult

“Go ahead and add it.”

“It's getting so big.”

“We think it will be complete within a week, as long as these fragments continue to be found.”

“And the temperature is holding?”

“Yeah, yeah, everything is fine. Listen, I have to ask you something—what do you think of this bikini?”

“Oh. Yeah, it's nice.”

“Really? You don't think the top is too loose?”

“Um...”

“When I move like this, does it seem like it's going to come off?”

“Okay, we can't do this. Not until the hatching.”

“Come on. Do you think everybody is following the rules? All of the disciples are fucking. All of them. So what's your deal?”

“I'm just... we're waiting for... you know, I think you're great, but... oh look, is that a crack?”

“What? Where? Hey, don't run away! I didn't mean to... Shoot. I hope I'm not sacrificed first.”