People Should Talk About This More

“Uh oh. I think I have diarrhea.”

“Come on. Don't look at me like that.”

“Well, we did...”

“So unfair. People always blame me for diarrhea.”

“I didn't...”

“Diarrhea is perfectly natural, you know.”

“What?”

“It's part of the normal digestive process. It's healthy. We're supposed to have diarrhea on a regular basis.”

“That can't be true.”

“Sure it is. I have diarrhea four or five times a week. That's more than most people but still within the normal range.”

“Where did you get this information?”

“It's just common sense. Think about it—if we never have diarrhea, we'd never poop.”

“Uhh... Look, maybe this was just a bad idea. It was great having you here, but you should probably go now.”

“Fine. Solid sheeple.”