Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Nothing

“So what should we talk about? Other than hospital stays and medical procedures, because those aren't funny at all.”

“I...”

“Or this dumb thing on my head, which isn't funny either.”

“I..”

“And nothing sexual either, that's so tacky and lame.”

“I...”

“And I feel like your going to tell me you're having an affair and you want a divorce, which is fine, but I just don't want to talk about it right now.”

“I...”

“No talking animals, no cults, no dimensional travel, no anthropomorphic objects, no secret plots, no commentary on post-capitalism. Okay, go.”

“I just farted.”

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