Dick Obverse

“I was really working my cane too.”

“I noticed. Were you trying a new move?”

“Do you mean this?”

“That's the one. What is that, something like a three-quarter eel wave?”

“I call it the Bavarian crescent. See the wrist action? Just something I've been developing.”

“Nice. Say, could you take a look at one of mine? It seems to be missing something.”

“Of course.”

“And... thus. It's a modified wounded springbuck with a vicar flutter. I'm not sure what's wrong with it. Is it the finishing twirl?”

“Let me see your grip. Are you using the whaler's claw? You should try the potato rake. Like so.”

“Ah, I see! Yes, that's quite good.”

“Excellent. You know, I believe we possess the finest canework in town. Why are we failing so badly with the ladies?”

“Because we're cunts.”