Monday, October 17, 2016

Dick Adjacent

“Oh, great. Mike?”

“Yeah?”

“Something weird and dumb is happening.”

“Again?”

“Should I just close the door?”

“Hang on, let me see. Okay, that's lame.”

“I'm closing the door now.”

“Don't talk to it.”

“Uh, help me push, the stick is in the way.”

“Right. There, all gone.”

“I'm so tired of this. There has to be something we can do.”

“We're doing exactly what the scientists have advised everybody to do—don't engage, wait for the jankiness to subside.”

“Well, I've had it. The next time, I'm going to kick it in the balls.”

“What if it doesn't have balls?”

“Everything has balls.”

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