“Oh, great.
Mike?”
“Yeah?”
“Something weird
and dumb is happening.”
“Again?”
“Should I just
close the door?”
“Hang on, let me
see. Okay, that's lame.”
“I'm closing the
door now.”
“Don't talk to
it.”
“Uh, help me
push, the stick is in the way.”
“Right. There,
all gone.”
“I'm so tired of
this. There has to be something we can do.”
“We're doing
exactly what the scientists have advised everybody to do—don't
engage, wait for the jankiness to subside.”
“Well, I've had
it. The next time, I'm going to kick it in the balls.”
“What if it
doesn't have balls?”
“Everything has
balls.”
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