Direct Deposit

“If there's somebody in this thing, that would be pretty fucked up...”

“Hello.”

“Ah! Don't sneak up on me like that.”

“What are you doing?”

“Nothing.”

“Why are you in my office?”

“Isn't this my office?”

“You don't work here. Are you a doctor?”

“No.”

“You look like a doctor.”

“I found this stethoscope. I bought the coat. It was on sale. You like?”

“Are you trying to open this safe? Because it isn't locked.”

“It isn't?”

“No. See? Go ahead, look inside.”

“It's... it's full of dicks.”

“Of course. This is a dick bank.”

“Oh, okay. That would explain the interest rate.”