Nope, No Acknowledgment

“Where will you be sitting?”

“What? I don't know.”

“Didn't they tell you?”

“Yeah, but I can't remember.”

“How can you not remember?”

“It's not important.”

“You do know where you're sitting, don't you? It's at the end of the table!”

“Maybe.”

“Every time! You're stuck at the end of the table at every meeting.”

“The end of the table is fine. The boss is facing me.”

“The boss doesn't even have a face!”

“You don't understand meetings at all. It's not about where you sit. After the first hour everybody loses track of where they were sitting anyway. A couple more hours and you lose all sense of individuality. The room dissolves and we enter the hyperdimensional planes of pure meetingness.”

“Really?”

“No. The person at the end of the table has to get everybody coffee.”