Wednesday, October 5, 2016

And Then They Took Out Their Dicks


“Whatever.”

“Yeah, that's it for me too.”

“Do you want to go back?”

“I want to have a meeting.”

“Right now? Just the two of us?”

“Apparently we can do what we want, so, sure.”

“Okay, let's start the meeting. What's first on the agenda?”

“We need to formulate a code of conduct when faced with events that are both ridiculous and uninteresting.”

“That's a good idea. I would say, first off, that we shouldn't react to these events in any way, neither positively nor negatively.”

“Right. Ignore it. Avoid calling any attention to it. Shouting 'you suck!' down the side of a cliff just validates the behavior.”

“And then, once the incident is no longer relevant, we can take create control.”

“Subvert the narrative.”

“Exactly. I think we solved it. All in favor?”

“Aye.”

“Aye.”

“You suck!”

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