“Do you have a
plan yet?”
“Maybe. Are the
dolphins back?”
“Yes.”
“Can you tell
whether they're friendly or unfriendly?”
“Not really.”
“Okay, I think I
got a plan. We should get started, we've wasted enough time already.
First, we get off this island.”
“Are we going to
the beach that is three feet away and has been there this whole
time?”
“Yes.”
“Do we walk or
jump?”
“Whichever you
like. I'm going to walk.”
“I'm going to
jump. Hup!”
“Well done. Now,
the second part—we take out our dicks and waggle them at the
dolphins.”
“Why?”
“I want to see
how they react. Smile as you do it.”
“Like this?”
“Perfect.”
“Are they
reacting?”
“I don't know. Do
they seem confused? Amused? Who knows. Why did I even bother.
Dolphins are bullshit.”
“What's next?”
“Ah, third part
of the plan—we make an appointment to see the boss.”
“Like, a
meeting?”
“A one-on-one
presentation.”
“About what?”
“About something
I've been thinking about these past weeks, which I have totally been
doing, even though it looked like I've been struggling to find a
reason to continue and was nearly ready to give up.”
“I knew it!”
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