Tuesday, December 20, 2016

What Do The Police Normally Say When They Pull You Over? I Can't Remember, Because Of The Anxiety


“License and registration.”

“Here you go, Officer.”

“Stay here while run your numbers.”

“No problem.”

“Can you tell me about the cloud now? And the lady?”

“Are you comfortable back there?”

“Oh yes, the navigator's seat is very nice.”

“Good. Well, as you know, there is a secret group who wants to eradicate all presentations.”

“Really? Why?”

“You haven't heard this before?”

“Nobody's ever said anything about them.”

“That's because we know so little about them. People are scared. You must have noticed how jumpy everyone is during presentations.”

“But why are they against presentations? They're awesome.”

“Yes, but they don't see it that way. They leave behind propaganda saying that it's a waste of time. Which, you know, they kind of have a point.”

“What?”

“Nothing. Anyway, that's who's after us. Nobody knows who they are or where they'll strike next. And they seem to have otherworldly powers.”

“Do you think the cop is one of them?”

“Ooh, I hadn't thought of that.”

“Should we kill him?”

“What? Shh, he's coming back.”

“Sorry to keep you waiting. You've been flagged as having an important upcoming presentation, so you may proceed at full speed.”

“Hooray!”

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