Sunday, December 18, 2016

Everybody Should Try Desert Crawling


“I'm feeling pretty good about this upcoming presentation... oh, wait, check out that cloud.”

“Yeah, it looks like kind of weird.”

“I think we have to hurry. Come on, get up, stop crawling.”

“Why were we crawling in the first place?”

“I wanted to see what's it like. Excuse me, miss?”

“Yes?”

“Do you know how to get to the city as quickly as possible?”

“You could try the car rental place, right there.”

“Oh, I didn't see that. Thank you. Let's go.”

“Who was that anyway?”

“No idea. Okay, which car looks the fastest?”

“Why are you in such a hurry?”

“That cloud is no ordinary cloud. It was summoned to stop us.”

“Summoned? By who?”

“I don't know. Did you see anybody waving a stick in the air... Shit.”

“You'll never make it to the city! Your presentation is doomed!”

“Fuck you, lady!”

“Hey, this seems like a fast car.”

“Oh, hell yeah. Come on, let's go!”

“But who was that lady?”

“I'll explain on the way!”

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