Friday, November 11, 2016

I Almost Forgot

 
“Has the meeting started?”

“Yes.”

“Shhh.”

“Sorry. Are you sure?”

“Yes.”

“But nothing is happening.”

“Shhh.”

“Sorry. But, wait, why are you shushing me? Why the silence? What kind of meeting is this?”

“This meeting was scheduled three weeks ago.”

“Yes, I know, but we don't seem to be doing anything.”

“Do you need some more coffee?”

“No, thank you. So what are we supposed to be doing?”

“We wait.”

“For what?”

“We always wait.”

“Is this a 'planes of meetingness' thing? Because that's been debunked as a myth. There is no higher reality where minds and meetings merge and coexist, it's all an hallucination brought on by stress and overwork. And what's up with the plant? I heard you guys were bringing them up here, I don't know why it's on a chair. Here, I'll move it to the window...”

“Don't touch the plant!”

“Oh my... I see it! I see the realm of true meetingness! It's... It's so... It's full of... It's full of dicks!”

“Is he dead?”

“He has departed this world.”

“He has ascended.”

“He is part of the eternal meeting now.”

“Should I have made decaf?”

“Good meeting, everyone.”

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