Where Do The Cords Go?

“Do you know what I heard?”

“Is it about meetings?”

“Yes.”

“Is it about plants?”

“No.”

“Is it about how traveling into the planes of meetingness too many times causes subdimensional office worlds to leak into this reality?”

“No.”

“Does it have something to do with bleeding from the eyes?”

“No. Wait, are my eyes bleeding?”

“Yeah, totally.”

“I thought it was just you.”

“Are mine? Oh, gross.”

“Anyway, do you know what I heard?”

“What?”

“Plants are taking over the meetings.”

“You're standing too close.”