“I'm holding my hat!”
“I can hold my hat too!”
“Dammit, he's holding his hat. We'll
never outperform these guys.”
“Don't pay any attention to them.
Concentrate on the surrealism of the act. Being a cowboy means total
dedication to the avant-garde.”
“But we're not even real cowb...”
“Shhh. Form signifies essence. Don't
break character.”
“We're almost done anyway. We just
have to make it across the border.”
“We're not done until the prototype
is safely delivered.”
“But we're just decoys.”
“Decoys?! Did he just say they're
decoys?! Turn around! We need to get back into town!”
“Dude, why did you say that? They
were like five feet away!”
“I got caught up in the moment!”
“Excellent. You're growing as an
artist. Now lasso me with this pink rope while I eat a plate of jelly
beans.”
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