I'm Sure It's A Thing

“It's here. It's finally here! Oh boy, oh boy!”

“Cool it, Perkins. There are spies everywhere. Did you notice that lady in the elevator? She looked like a creative type to me.”

“You think she's not a banker? Wait, are we bankers or lawyers? I can't remember.”

“Quiet, you two. We have to deliver this thing. Come on.”

“Why are you going that way?”

“The meeting is down the hall.”

“No, we take it to the chairman first.”

“Guys?”

“What are you talking about? The meeting will start any minute now.”

“The chairman has to approve the prototype before we can present it at the meeting.”

“It's already been approved!”

“Guys?”

“No, it hasn't. The chairman himself told me he wants to inspect it first.”

“Why would the chairman talk to you? You're nobody!”

“Who are you?! I've never even seen you before!”

“Guys?”

“You're a spy! You're a dirty cowboy spy!”

“You're the spy! And probably a pirate!”

“Guys!”

“What?!”

“Does this case feel empty?”

“Oh shit. No, no, no, no. Unbelievable. They tricked us.”

“And guys? I remember now, we're bank lawyers. I think. That's a thing, right?”