He's Bald Under The Hat

“I see you've brought an oversized rug.”

“Yeah, it's pretty big.”

“Is there something special about this rug?”

“No, it's just all I had. Wait, what are we talking about?”

“Your rug.”

“Oh, right.”

“Because if it's an heirloom, or has sentimental value, or if it was the rug you were born on...”

“What?”

“Your birth rug.”

“Is that a thing?”

“Babies are born on rugs all the time.”

“Uh, this isn't my birth rug.”

“Did somebody die on the rug?”

“No.”

“Any life events at all on this rug? A wedding? Lose your virginity on it?”

“No. It's just a rug.”

“So you brought this in here and it's just an ordinary rug?”

“I first experienced the absurdity of existence on this rug!”

“Now we're talking.”