Sunday, March 27, 2016

I Would Be Interested In Ghost Trains


“Ghost train!”

“I have to tell you, Doctor, I actually have no interest in ghost trains.”

“Really? You're not the least bit interested in the phenomena?”

“No. Also, I'm not really injured, and I'm not developing a mummification fetish.”

“So you've been lying this whole time? Our previous sessions were meaningless?”

“Yes. I'm actually here to ask you about the prototype.”

“What do you mean? What does that have to do with me?”

“Cut the act, Doc. We know you helped develop it.”

“Who are you? Are you a cowboy?”

“No, but close. We're trying to make sure the prototype ends up in the right hands. So tell me, under the right settings, what is the optimal...”

“Ghost train!”

“Not again. Wait, where did you get that?”

“Ha ha! The prototype is fueled by ghost train technology! You should have been paying better attention!”

“Now, Doc, don't do anything crazy...”

“Too late! No, just kidding, this is harmless. It looks like our time is up. Would you like to schedule another session? We could discuss the notion of grandiose delusions.”

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