“The penis is here!”
“It's here? Did they just leave it by
the door?”
“The neighbors took the delivery.”
“But I was home all day! I hate
that.”
“Well, don't worry about it. We got
it.”
“Let's take a look. Hmm.”
“Seems okay.”
“Fully articulated, right?”
“Oh yeah, see?”
“Can we change the expression on its
face?”
“I think so. Yeah, there we go. Just
mash it into anything.”
“What's in the briefcase?”
“It looks like instructions and an
extra penis.”
“Okay. I guess it will do.”
“You don't sound happy.”
“It's just... I never thought it
would come to this.”
“What, that the war would cause
executive businesswomen to form platonic lesbian partnerships who
employ sex robots to be sexually serviced?”
“No. I'm just disappointed all the
working-class models were sold out.”
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