“It's velour.”
“Is that all you got? You think I'm
going to break?”
“Well, it's amazing. It really
catches the light.”
“Thank you. Okay, you get to smell
the glove again.”
“No! Not again! I'll talk, I'll
talk!”
“Good. Tell us about the plot.”
“And tell us the plans for next
season.”
“What plot? I'm loyal! I didn't do
anything! And hemlines are going up, and we're going to see a lot
more color in hosiery.”
“We know you're a rebel!”
“Do you think we're idiots? Obviously
spring/summer will be lighter and brighter! What are the new
trends?!”
“I'll never tell! The plot is already
in motion and can't be stopped, you fools! No, not the glove! No!
Cinches!”
“Cinches?”
“Belts! Straps!”
“Of course! What was I thinking? Why
didn't you say something?”
“Because... I'm a rebel too! Hiyaah!
Freedom! Let's go!”
“Damn, the fashion world is cruel and
confusing.”
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