Bite It

“Is the Girl Scouts Conference this way?”

“No, that's on the second floor.”

“I thought the second floor was the Women's Leadership Conference.”

“That's this floor.”

“Okay. Were they expecting a delivery?”

“No, I don't think so.”

“Well, the label says GS, third floor. Look.”

“Wrong address. That's across the street. Goldman-Sachs.”

“Ah, of course! Giant rubber wiener!”