I Find This Cartoon Really Disturbing. I Mean, Just Look At It For A While. It's Creepy, Right? Anyway, Happy Holidays!

“Do you want to get on?”

“No. I've been watching you guys and I'm getting more and more uncomfortable with this. You haven't moved at all and he's not even trying. Now I see he's not actually attached to the sleigh. The bag is squirming. I've never seen that house before. I don't think there's supposed to be mountains. I don't remember how I got here. I seem to be an animal. Have I always been an animal?”

“Do you want to get on?”

“Santa? Can you hear me, Santa? I'm kind of freaking out. Why are you doing this? Where is everybody?”

“Do you—“

“Stop! Just stop! I can't take it! I gotta get out of here!”

“Wow. Hey, Santa, I thought you said this would be funny?”

“Christmas is a fucking nightmare.”