Monday, February 1, 2016

Missing Lunch Can Affect Your Whole Day


“Is that your wife?”

“This was on Maui, on our twentieth anniversary.”

“That's lovely. You're a lucky guy.”

“Thank you. And thank you for coming in on such short notice. Plus I know it's lunchtime, sorry about that. Look at Bob, he hates missing lunch.”

“I get real hungry.”

“Oh, I know how you feel. Ha ha.”

“Ha. Because you're a shark. Well, we'll send these photos of your fiancee over to missing persons. Don't lose hope. If she's out there, we'll find her.”

“Thank you. I can't believe it's been two days already. I can't believe she's gone. I don't want my last memory of her to be when I had lunch with her.”

“How did she taste?”

“Delicious.”

“You're under arrest!”

“Tool of the state!”

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