Thursday, May 21, 2015

Personal History, Not A Statement On Class


“Can I ask you a question?”

“Yes, of course!”

“Do you know of any new ways to make money?”

“Wow, that's a good question. I guess you've tried all the old ways?”

“Oh yes. All of them.”

“And how did that work out for you?”

“Quite well. I have a lot of money.”

“How much?”

“I'm not really sure. The amount keeps changing.”

“Keeps going up, I suppose?”

“Probably, yes. That's what they tell me.”

“And now you're looking for something new, something different, a whole new—goddammit, what the hell are you staring at?! You got a problem, asshole?! Fucking chauffeurs.”

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