Sunday, May 10, 2015

Look Not Upon the Drawings, Lest Madness Take You


“Heyyy. Hey, buddy.”

“Not again.”

“Can we ask you something?”

“We hate to bother you but it's really important.”

“You guys know my normal hours.”

“Right, yes, but we couldn't wait until morning. We need to know.”

“Please?”

“Fine. But you already know the answer. It is ruin. Ruin! You will twist and tatter in the wind. You will taste exhaustion and drink despair. All will be lost.”

“Well that's disappointing. It seemed like a solid plan, didn't it?”

“Maybe he's wrong. He's just a kid.”

“I knew you would say that. Now leave, and I would remind you to come to me only after school, as all in the neighborhood know, except I will not see you again, your fate is set.”

“Okay! Say hi to your dad for me.”

“I've heard he's not always right. Let's just...”

“Assholes.”

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