Robot Or

“It's usually around two hundred, but if you want something special it can go up to five.”

“What do you mean 'something special'?”

“Oh, you know, the sorts of things that don't normally happen.”

“Wait—did you say robot horse or robot whores?”

“Whores.”

“All right, now I'm confused. You're riding a robot horse...”

“Correct.”

“...and robot whores are a thing too?”

“Yes.”

“Are they made by the same company?”

“No, two different companies.”

“And those are the only two kinds of robots that exist?”

“Right, the field of robotics has only advanced in the areas of horses and whores.”

“Doesn't that seem like a misunderstanding?”

“I'm not sure what you mean.”

“Like these two companies were told to research the same thing but they heard it differently.”

“What?”

“Never mind. Angry horse, attack!”