Lies!

“Did you hear about the war?”

“What's that? A war?”

“Yes, the war. Didn't you go to the meeting?”

“What meeting?”

“Are you saying that nobody organized a meeting for your econosociospatial collective?

“I'm not even sure what you're talking about.”

“Unbelievable. We've given your planet all of our advanced meeting technology and you've barely started implementing it.”

“Hey, take it easy, buddy. I'm sure it will be fine. Maybe you could have a meeting about it.”

“I definitely will! I will start organizing... wait a minute. Is this an example of the human sense of humor?”

“Yeah, I'm just joking with you. Of course I was at the meeting.”

“Ha! Classic. How was the meeting?”

“It was great!”

“Excellent!”

“I mean, it went on a little too long, and it was kind of boring at times, but..”

“That happens. It's unavoidable, actually. To be honest, meetings are kind of bullshit. Don't tell anyone. They'll figure it on their own.”