“Your workers just left it here.”
“...”
“No, it happened about twenty minutes
ago. It looks like it just happened, or like it's still happening,
like it's about to crash into the couch, but if you look closely
there's no real indication of movement.”
“...”
“That's not why I'm calling.
Actually, I was wondering if we could keep it.”
“...”
“Just the ball. You can have the rope
back.”
“...”
“Well, my husband wants it.”
“...”
“He... likes it. He can't take his
eyes off it. Something about the roundness and the destruction...
Look, when you've been married this long, anything than can spark
a...”
“...”
“Oh! I had no idea.”
“...”
“That sounds reasonable. I'll let you
know. Good-bye. They said we can rent it. Apparently this happens all
the time. They even have a website, wreckthemballs.com. Did you want
to...?”
“PREPARE YOURSELF, WOMAN!”
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