Saturday, April 11, 2015

The Dog Is Appalled


“Your workers just left it here.”

“...”

“No, it happened about twenty minutes ago. It looks like it just happened, or like it's still happening, like it's about to crash into the couch, but if you look closely there's no real indication of movement.”

“...”

“That's not why I'm calling. Actually, I was wondering if we could keep it.”

“...”

“Just the ball. You can have the rope back.”

“...”

“Well, my husband wants it.”

“...”

“He... likes it. He can't take his eyes off it. Something about the roundness and the destruction... Look, when you've been married this long, anything than can spark a...”

“...”

“Oh! I had no idea.”

“...”

“That sounds reasonable. I'll let you know. Good-bye. They said we can rent it. Apparently this happens all the time. They even have a website, wreckthemballs.com. Did you want to...?”

“PREPARE YOURSELF, WOMAN!”

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