“First of all, I
have to apologize for being late. I was reading conspiracy theories
on the internet and lost track of time.”
“...?”
“That's not
important. What's important is you coming to terms with your
situation.”
“...”
“That's right.
And since you're not anthropomorphized, you cannot move or speak, and
you have no actual consciousness.”
“...?”
“Yes, I believe
that's canon. If you had a little face drawn on you, you'd
practically be a person.”
“...”
“You could
say that I'm talking to myself, yes. You could say that all this is
pointless. That's something I've been thinking a lot about lately.
But I'm here, and you're here, and we have this time together, and I
say we make the most of it.”
“...”
“Oh, no, I'm not
a therapist.”
“...?”
“No, that would
be crazy. Why would a mental health professional be talking to an
inanimate object?”
“...?”
“That's a good
question. It's too complicated to get into right now, but the simple
answer is, I'm hot.”
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