Saturday, May 7, 2016

There Should Be A Face


“First of all, I have to apologize for being late. I was reading conspiracy theories on the internet and lost track of time.”

“...?”

“That's not important. What's important is you coming to terms with your situation.”

“...”

“That's right. And since you're not anthropomorphized, you cannot move or speak, and you have no actual consciousness.”

“...?”

“Yes, I believe that's canon. If you had a little face drawn on you, you'd practically be a person.”

“...”

“You could say that I'm talking to myself, yes. You could say that all this is pointless. That's something I've been thinking a lot about lately. But I'm here, and you're here, and we have this time together, and I say we make the most of it.”

“...”

“Oh, no, I'm not a therapist.”

“...?”

“No, that would be crazy. Why would a mental health professional be talking to an inanimate object?”

“...?”

“That's a good question. It's too complicated to get into right now, but the simple answer is, I'm hot.”

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