“Stop! Stop!
Something is really wrong here!”
“What?”
“Hey, you
actually stopped. Thank you. Holy crap, I didn't realize how
dangerous this would be. Swords are scary.”
“Huh. Something
is really wrong here.”
“I know. I'm
sorry I even came.”
“No, I think
you've done it. A universal caption.”
“What?”
“I
mean, it's not that bad, right? It's not great, but I think it works
on every one of them. 'Something is really wrong here.' Yeah, sure.
Why not. Except it's hard to believe somebody hasn't thought of it
before me.”
“Well,
I'm the one who came up with it.”
“Yeah,
yeah. Joint discovery. But it's not like it really matters. We're not
ever going to get written about in Slate or the A.V. Club. Do you
know how far down we show up in search results? I'm not even sure we
do show up.”
“We
could write and tell them.”
“Oh,
why bother. We're just middling content. Maybe not even middling.
'Something is really wrong here.' Eh, whatever. Nothing really
special.”
“Can
I go home now?”
“What?
Oh, yeah, go ahead. But if you have an idea about the next storyline,
let me know. We have more content to churn out!”
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