I've Never Heard Of Such A Thing

“Nipples, sir.”

“Nipples.”

“Yes, sir.”

“Really.”

“Definitely, sir. Big ones.”

“Big.”

“Indeed, sir.”

“How big.”

“First joint of the thumb.”

“That's a big nipple.”

“Quite, sir.”

“I suppose you're wondering why I'm asking about your fetishes.”

“It's not for me to wonder, sir.”

“Or why I have all this ridiculous Halloween crap.”

“It never occurred to me to ask, sir.”

“What do you think about post-capitalism?”

“I have no thoughts on the subject, sir.”

“Have you seen the prototype?”

“No, sir.”

“Aha!”