Sunday, February 7, 2016

But We Say It's Great


“Sex...”

“What? Did that fish just say 'sex'?

“Sex...”

“It did. That's weird. They usually don't say anything.”

“Sex is...”

“Sex is what? Are you trying to tell me something? Or did it say 'sexist'? Are you calling me a sexist? Because that's just...”

“Sex is really...”

“Okay. The fish has something to say about sex. Why is it saying it to me? Here it comes again.”

“Sex is really...”

“And why am I talking to myself? Man, I have been in this river too long, I'm losing it.”

“Sex is really...”

“Come on. One big jump. Let's get this finished. I won't even grab you. Let's go. Sex is really...?”

“Sex is really gross...”

“Huh. And there it goes. To spawn. Makes you think. We're all stuck in our patterns of behavior, slaves to our genetic drive...”

“Dumb bear...”

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