“Oh man, this is going to be great!”
“I can't believe we're doing this!
It's like a dream come true!”
“Awesome meeting so far, guys. So
frickin' awesome.”
“Meeting! Wooo!”
“All right, guys, are we ready to
kick this up a notch? Heck yes. The next order of business...”
“Actually, sorry, can we go back a
second? Roger, did you say this was a dream come true?”
“Well, yeah!”
“Like an actual dream? While you're
sleeping?”
“No, more like a daydream. As in,
thinking of exciting new ways to run meetings.”
“So, no spiders?”
“Spiders?”
“Sometimes I dream about spiders.”
“Does anybody see any spiders? No?
Okay, we're spider-free. Let's relax and get back to the meeting.
Now, the next...”
“Sometimes I dream about a lake, and
there are these huge fish in them, like these really long dinosaur
fish swimming around and I'm fishing for them.”
“Sometimes I dream that I'm carrying
a tiny, tiny baby...”
“No. No more dreams. We have to
continue this meeting. Let's focus, people. We're down here for a
reason, and that reason is... what was that?”
“What?”
“Did you see something moving?”
“No. Wait...”
“There it is!”
“I see it! I see it!”
“Meeting over! Everybody out! Go go
go! No more meeting! No more dreams! We are being punished!
Capitalism is a lie!”
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