Sunday, March 15, 2015

More Meetings! Keep Them Coming!


“Oh man, this is going to be great!”

“I can't believe we're doing this! It's like a dream come true!”

“Awesome meeting so far, guys. So frickin' awesome.”

“Meeting! Wooo!”

“All right, guys, are we ready to kick this up a notch? Heck yes. The next order of business...”

“Actually, sorry, can we go back a second? Roger, did you say this was a dream come true?”

“Well, yeah!”

“Like an actual dream? While you're sleeping?”

“No, more like a daydream. As in, thinking of exciting new ways to run meetings.”

“So, no spiders?”

“Spiders?”

“Sometimes I dream about spiders.”

“Does anybody see any spiders? No? Okay, we're spider-free. Let's relax and get back to the meeting. Now, the next...”

“Sometimes I dream about a lake, and there are these huge fish in them, like these really long dinosaur fish swimming around and I'm fishing for them.”

“Sometimes I dream that I'm carrying a tiny, tiny baby...”

“No. No more dreams. We have to continue this meeting. Let's focus, people. We're down here for a reason, and that reason is... what was that?”

“What?”

“Did you see something moving?”

“No. Wait...”

“There it is!”

“I see it! I see it!”

“Meeting over! Everybody out! Go go go! No more meeting! No more dreams! We are being punished! Capitalism is a lie!”

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