Friday, October 31, 2014

The Rug Disruption


“Hi, honey! I'm building the wall, just like you asked!”

“Good. About time.”

“How was your day?”

“Lousy. Are you going to finish it tonight?”

“Well, maybe.”

“Then keep working.”

“All righty. Honey, I've been thinking. When we got married I was prepared to really make this relationship work. And it has worked, these past three years have been great and all, and we've made a lot of progress on the rough spots, and your mood swings are a lot better, your conspiracy theories are much more plausible, and you really might be onto something with the shielding of energy waves in the living room, but... I miss the old days. I miss the team. I feel like I'm letting my training and abilities go to waste. I feel like, if I have the power to fight tyranny and injustice, shouldn't I be doing so? So I thought... Honey? Honey? Oh, she went into the kitchen. That's all right. I'll tell her later. Unless... No. I have to tell her. I can't just pack up my things in the middle of the night and leave this insane...”

“What did you say?”

“Nothing!”

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