Friday, October 17, 2014

Combo


“Doc, are you going to kill me?”

“Whaaat? No.”

“But I can't seem to move, and these animals aren't moving, and you gave me those pills when I came in here, so it looks like you've drugged us all? And I see some knives on your desk.”

“Let me ask you a question – out of the living things in this room, if you had to choose one to die, which would you choose?”

“Uhh...”

“And it can't be me.”

“Wha...”

“And you have to eat it. It dies, it gets cooked up, then you eat it.”

“Only one of them?”

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