“I bet he's
talking to an animal.”
“I bet an animal
is talking to him.”
“Hello, Mr.
Animal, can I have a dumb conversation with you?”
“Why, yes, Mr.
Caveman, I'd be happy to talk to somebody as dumb as I am.”
“Oh, Mr. Animal,
I love you so much, smooch, smooch.”
“Get down!”
“Did he see us?”
“I don't know. Go
look.”
“You go look.”
“You go look!”
“We'll both look.
On three. One, two... three.”
“He's still
talking. Wait, what is he talking to?”
“I think it's a
rock. A rock with a face on it.”
“Shit. I forgot
about the talking anthropomorphic inanimate objects. What do we do
now?”
“The pirates
never mentioned this.”
“Can you kill a
rock?”
“Who knows.”
“We'll have to
rethink this. Let's go. You first, I'll give you a boost. Is he
looking? Just act normal. Wave and smile. Okay, now we're walking.
Walking, walking. Is he still looking? Go, go, go!”
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