“Sure I have a
boat. In my pants.”
“Is that
sarcasm?”
“I don't know
anymore. I'm sorry. I'm so confused.”
“Look, there's
plenty of wood lying around, why don't we build a boat.”
“Hey, that's a
great idea. We'll be out of here in no time.”
“How big should
it be?”
“It doesn't have
to be that big.”
“But it would be
nice if it was long. But not too long.”
“Are you talking
about my penis?”
“No. And it
shouldn't be very wide, that's just awkward.”
“Are you sure
you're not talking about my penis?”
“I am not. The
most important thing is that it should be smooth and comfortable
inside, so we're nice and snug.”
“Are you talking
about your vagina?”
“Yes!”
“Yes!”
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