Tuesday, January 31, 2017

I Really Must Recommend Desert Crawling


“You will never know the joy of crawling on sand!”

“You went all that way to tell me that?”

“Yes!”

“And now you're going away?”

“Yes!”

“Okay. Say, have you seen anybody else lately? I'm looking for my crew.”

“Ooh, a fancy crew for your fancy boat.”

“Six of them, of various ages, which helps stabilize the temporal... wait, were you being sarcastic?”

“I don't know, was I?”

“Dammit! Not again! Get the hell out of here!”

“Why don't you make me?”

“I'll...”

“No! This is my sand! You can't touch it! Mine!”

“Wow. Fine. I won't step on your precious sand.”

“I'll be watching you!”

“Great, keep watching. That's the most important thing in the whole—oh no, sarcasm!”

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