Sunday, September 18, 2016

These Are All Good Nicknames For Your Partner


“He's going to have sex with it, isn't he?”

“Yes.”

“How?”

“Metaphysically.”

“Ah.”

“Have you ever seen someone manifest an incorporeal dong?”

“Haven't we all?”

“He suddenly decided to carve out a material receptacle for his numinous member.”

“Seems like a waste of time. Why not just stick it in an unearthly hole?”

“We've been doing that for years.”

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