“Do you have a
penis?”
“Do I have a...
what kind of question is that?”
“It's a perfectly
natural question. Do you feel uncomfortable answering it?”
“No. No, I don't
have a penis. I'm a car.”
“You say that as
if it's impossible for a car to have a penis.”
“Cars do not have
penises.”
“Do you want a
penis?”
“Why don't you
ask me if I want a vagina?”
“Nobody wants a
vagina. When you think about penises, what comes to mind?”
“I don't think
about them. I only think about roads and streets.”
“And you have
sexual fantasies about them.”
“All the time.”
“How does a car
have sex with a street?”
“You sort of
gently drag your dick along...”
“Aha!”
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