“What's your
problem?”
“What's in your backpack?”
“What's in your backpack?”
“What? Fuck off.
I'm trying to concentrate here.”
“Are they
watermelons? Are you carrying watermelons?”
“What do you
care?”
“Oh, this is bad.
This is really, really bad. Why did you have to do that?”
“What the fuck?
Look, do you know how hard it is to climb a wall like this? I'm
hanging on by the tiniest of cracks. Don't bother me with your
bullshit.”
“But you have
watermelons! Two—no, three! Three watermelons in your backpack!”
“Leave me alone!”
“You're not going
to get away with this!”
“Jesus christ,
I... Hey!!! Stop throwing rocks!”
“Watermelons!
Watermelons!”
“They're
cantaloupes!!”
“Oh. Can I have
one?”
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