Saturday, October 10, 2015

Skydivers Are Idiots


“Don't look at them!”

“I'm not!”

“But who are they?!”

“It doesn't matter! We have a mission! Focus on the mission!”

“Are they a counterattack?!”

“I think they're naked!”

“Dammit, focus!”

“Isn't that a famous piece of art or something?! I'm going to google it when we get back!”

“This is a suicide mission, there is no going back!”

“What?! Nobody said anything about suicide!”

“I'm kidding! But we face death every moment of our lives!”

“They're getting closer!”

“I'm going to take off my clothes!”

“Stick with the plan! Do not jeopardize this mission!”

“I don't know why you guys are shouting, the comms are working fine.”

“What?!”

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