He's Not Much Of A Catch Himself! Misogynist!

“Is the war... ow, my foot!”

“What's wrong?”

“My feet hurt so much. Look at them—do you think they look normal?”

“You got some weird bumps there. No, they look pretty messed up.”

“I know. And I don't know why. Everything else seems fine.”

“I guess it's just one of those things.”

“I guess. Anyway, is the war still affecting your sex drive?”

“It sure is. Do you see this worm? Now look at my bait. I'm useless. Nothing's been the same since I lost that last big one. The fishermen are threatening to cast me out. I don't know what to do. I should just give up.”

“You just need time. You...”

“Plus your feet are gross.”