“Have you seen my dog?”
“Holy shit! Dude, what happened to
you?”
“Wait, is this a bar? Why am I in a
bar?”
“Call 911. Take it easy, man.
Seriously, you look really messed up.”
“Forget about that! Listen, I have to
tell you something.”
“Just rest. Help will be here soon.”
“No, listen! Cowboys and pirates hate
each other. They always have. Cows...”
“Is he dead?”
“He's still breathing. What the hell
is going on? Where did he come from?”
“I don't know, but doesn't he have
nice shapely legs?”
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