Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Cow Jokes Are The Worst


“Look at that bullshit.”

“Come on.”

“What? Oh, right.”

“You didn't say that on purpose?”

“No, I wouldn't do that.”

“But I've never heard you say 'bullshit' before.”

“I say it all the time.”

“When?”

“I don't know! All the time!”

“Ugh. You've changed.”

“Well, sorry for being a little off today.”

“It's not just today.”

“Do you realize how stressful this has been? Suddenly we get all this activity in our sector and the council is breathing down my neck, expecting constant updates on the containment without giving us the resources to...”

“I know! I've been right here beside you! You're not the only one feeling the stress, we all are.”

“You're right. Damn, this is a bad situation. How is the team holding up?”

“We're not going to crack. We have the line.”

“Good. We can't lose focus.”

“We won't.”

“I know. Hey, I'm sorry.”

“Me too. Wait, did you say 'hay'?”

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