Saturday, June 6, 2015

Or Some Sort Of Vegetables


“First of all, the water is going to spread over to my side anyway, and second, you don't have knives for fingers.”

“How do you know I don't have knives for fingers too?”

“Do you?”

“No.”

“So I have it worse.”

“I didn't mean it like it was a competition or something. This is bad all around. This is a bad nightmare.”

“Agreed.”

“So poorly executed.”

“Hacky.”

“And getting rained on all night is the worst.”

Knives for fingers!

“Our marriage is a sham! Ow!”

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