“Let's see. 'Locate recessed
cartouche on right flank seven hands high.' My right? No,
probably not. Okay, the flank, this is the flank. Is this the flank?
This should be the flank. Seven hands. Good thing I've always wanted
to be a cowboy... here it is. 'To open panel, press sequence: scarab,
ibis, ankh.' Boop, boop, boop. Wow! That's a lot of blinking lights.
Are these real jewels? 'Ascertain current quadrant of Sirius and
consult following chart.' Huh. Well, I've haven't gotten this far
without taking some chances. Blue, white, green, blue, red. Nothing?
Red, red, white, blue, yellow. Green, red, yellow...”
“I AWAKE.”
“Whoa! Nice. Can you... hang on, let
me get back to my desk. Ahem. I understand you can answer any
question?”
“YES.”
“You can see all and know the
future?”
“YES.”
“Great. That's perfect. I don't have
any questions right now, actually I'm late to a meeting, but when I
get back maybe I'll have some, or maybe not, hard to say. I'm a CEO!
Yay!”
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