Monday, January 12, 2015

My Anti-Corporate Streak Continues


“Let's see. 'Locate recessed cartouche on right flank seven hands high.' My right? No, probably not. Okay, the flank, this is the flank. Is this the flank? This should be the flank. Seven hands. Good thing I've always wanted to be a cowboy... here it is. 'To open panel, press sequence: scarab, ibis, ankh.' Boop, boop, boop. Wow! That's a lot of blinking lights. Are these real jewels? 'Ascertain current quadrant of Sirius and consult following chart.' Huh. Well, I've haven't gotten this far without taking some chances. Blue, white, green, blue, red. Nothing? Red, red, white, blue, yellow. Green, red, yellow...”

“I AWAKE.”

“Whoa! Nice. Can you... hang on, let me get back to my desk. Ahem. I understand you can answer any question?”

“YES.”

“You can see all and know the future?”

“YES.”

“Great. That's perfect. I don't have any questions right now, actually I'm late to a meeting, but when I get back maybe I'll have some, or maybe not, hard to say. I'm a CEO! Yay!”

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