Sunday, December 21, 2014

Mismanaged Furniture Budget


“I've never seen a pillow this big.”

“Do you like it?”

“No. It's kind of weird. And this mattress... You know, I think I'll be going.”

“You don't have to!”

“No, I think I should I go. I have an early morning tomorrow.”

“I'm sorry.”

“Don't be sorry. I had a good time. You seem like a great guy, and your podium is super sexy, I just have a lot of things going on in my life, and, well, you know. Goodbye.”

“Dammit. I was ready for another question.”

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