“Hey! I'm Captain Ahab.”
“Oh! I'm sorry, I'm afraid I only
glanced at you. I thought you were a guard. I thought you were
holding, uh, one of those weapons guards hold. You know? What are
they? Anybody? Anyway, sorry Captain.”
“Pike?”
“What?”
“Polearm? Halberd? Halt, who goes
there!”
“Oh, Scarecrow. You so dumb. Captain,
did you want anything from us? Or are you just standing there like an
idiot far from any ocean? Yes? Okay, we got to go. We're off! No,
guys, walk like this. Oh my god.”
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